using commonprogrammingsense std;
bool answer;
idiot cblack;
class willCblackAttemptAnythingOnTheirOwn {
answer = false;
}
void willCblackStopWastingForumVeteransTime{
answer = false;
if(cblackContinuesToAskForHelp){
if(cblackHasNotMadeAnyAttemptOnHisHomework){
cblack.ignore();
}
}
}
int main(){
cout << "cBlack continues to ask for help despite recieving it" << endl;
cout << "What he actually means is that he wants his code and homework spoonfed to him" << endl;
cout << "He also insults those that actually know what they're talking about, and still expects help to be given." << endl;
if(cblack.ignore()){
cout << "Will bump his question to the top of the forum." << endl;
}
};
I hope that helped! Please, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask, okay? :)
It's beyond belief.
I couldn't have imagined a person this sad and useless.
That's why I think it's a mental problem.
Does mommy still cut your meat for you?
You are fucking pathetic.
all this time bashing me when you could be helping me
It's YOUR assignment, chumpley. Not ours. You are taking this college course, we aren't. It is for YOU to write the code that tries to fulfill the given requirements.
No excuses of "I'm just a beginner and I don't want to learn. Write the code for me."
#include "clueless.h" // No "GetA..." functions here
#include "lazy.h" //
#include "abuse.h" // response mechanisms
#include "forums.h"
// TODO: OK for now, but might need fixing in about 5 years
bool clueless() {
returntrue;
}
int main ( ) {
int knowledge_gained = 0;
while ( clueless() ) {
post(homework); // broadcasts to many forums
while( !spoonfed(answer) ) {
if ( truth(unpalatable) ) {
if ( rand() % 2 ) {
abuse(responder);
} else {
harrass(anyone);
}
// answer was no good, flag it
report(post);
} else {
// unreachable code
copy(answer,tutor);
}
}
// when all else fails
if( google(question) == answer ) {
copy(answer,tutor);
} else {
// special pleading section
copy(dog(homework).ate(),tutor);
// somehow being kicked out got commented out
// break;
}
// was ++, see also implementation of clueless
knowledge_gained = 0;
}
}
As someone who's worked with people with learning disabilities, I ask my fellow programmers to please stop hurling insults at cblack618. He doesn't get programming. Okay, some people don't. But insulting folks who have difficulty learning is counterproductive. Worse, it's actually damaging.
Cblack618, the problem (as I see it) is that you seem unwilling or unable to take the help that's offered. Several people have tried to guide you in the right direction in other posts, but every time you either post a completely new solution or apply the help in inappropriate ways. It indicates that you truly don't understand programming.
It's as if I were taking a German class. I ask for help with something I wrote. You tell me that such-and-such a word isn't right and I have the wrong tense for so-and-so verb. I respond with a completely different passage, or I move the incorrect words to a random new place in the sentence. After going around like this a few times, it becomes clear to you that I don't know what any of these words mean or how they are supposed to go together. In short, I don't know any German whatsoever.
Back to the current question. Don't you realize that this is the exact same problem you already asked about, but with the slight change of using a queue instead of a stack? So where is your solution that uses a stack? My guess is that you still don't have one.
If you want to pass the course, I think you should find someone local who can tutor you in person so you can get faster feedback on what you're doing wrong.
But I have to say that failing the course might be the right thing to do. Programming isn't for you and it would be far better to go off the rails now when you're just getting started than to wait until you're closer to graduating when it could be a full train wreck. If someone asks about the failed course in an interview, just smile and say "yeah, programming wasn't for me so I changed directions." Any decent boss would understand.