Your mother is so fat...
Jan 16, 2011 at 8:33pm
...the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow
Jan 16, 2011 at 9:18pm
...trying to implement her as a singleton causes a compilation error.
Jan 16, 2011 at 9:33pm
...Her virtual memory constantly takes over all three of her hard drives.
Jan 16, 2011 at 10:14pm
... when we tried finding her belt size the antivirus thought it was a fork bomb.
EDIT: ...when we tried to find her weight the cloud black listed us for a DoS attack.
EDIT: ...when we tried to find her weight the cloud black listed us for a DoS attack.
Last edited on Jan 16, 2011 at 10:18pm
Jan 16, 2011 at 10:47pm
... we had to implement Oort cloud computing to find her BMI
Jan 17, 2011 at 2:06am
... by the time she can turn 360 degrees, my computer finishes calculating two infinite loops.
Jan 17, 2011 at 2:15am
...that to boost your own egos which were devastated by your having fat moms, you had to go and make fun of other peoples' moms.
-Albatross
-Albatross
Jan 17, 2011 at 3:03am
I like to boost my ego. with the appropriate header file and linkage I can boost near anything :D
Jan 17, 2011 at 3:05am
How did I know a Boost joke was going to come as a direct reply to my comment? >_>
-Albatross
-Albatross
Jan 17, 2011 at 8:01am
... her BMI is larger than graham's number to the power of itself.
Jan 17, 2011 at 11:40am
... Chuck Norris actually needs two roundhouse kicks to bring her down.
Jan 17, 2011 at 10:46pm
... when she tiptoes around she wakes my computer from sleep.
Jan 17, 2011 at 10:55pm| ... Chuck Norris actually needs two roundhouse kicks to bring her down. |
I think we have a winner.
XD
Jan 18, 2011 at 12:15am| Disch wrote: |
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I thought PiMaster won on this one. Do you have any idea how big Graham's number is? Even someone as overblown as Chuck Norris couldn't compute the given figure.
-Albatross
Last edited on Jan 18, 2011 at 12:16am
Jan 18, 2011 at 1:45am| Even someone as overblown as Chuck Norris couldn't compute the given figure. |
Chuck Norris doesn't need to compute anything. He can just give it a dirty look and it would shrink.
Jan 18, 2011 at 2:33am
Hell, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks whole numbers into fractions.
Jan 18, 2011 at 3:04am
Careful m4ster r0shi, only Chuck Norris messes with Chuck Norris.
[obligatory link]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjuLxyo-p4
[edit]Posted better video
[obligatory link]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjuLxyo-p4
[edit]Posted better video
Last edited on Jan 18, 2011 at 3:07am