<Flamebaity title>

[helios]

<Act offended, play dumb>

[Danny Toledo]

<doesn't read anything on the entire page of posts before this>
<posts based solely on thread title>

[Duthomhas]

<fish love lightly scorched bait; story about number of fish caught using flamed bait>

[Danny Toledo]

<fish hate lightly scorched bait; story about how I've caught fewer fish using flamed bait compared to non flamed bait ^{_{omits the fact that I only play fishing games and don't fish irl}}>

[z05DSL3A]

<poke the bear again...see if it's still angry>

[Grime]

<bear goes in rage>
<bear plays dead to avoid bear rage>

[Danny Toledo]

<poking bears is animal abuse>
<calls PETA>

[z05DSL3A]

<shoot the bear with the 'I'm telling the admin' gun>

[Satan]

<ricochet! well that didn't work!>
<would you like to use the 'please sympathize for me' gun instead?>

[keskiverto]

<injects the NRA Amendment into the anti-gun control thread>
</spanish inquisition>

[Ganado]

<Also, [your favorite book|movie|band] is garbage.>

[zapshe]

<Questions everyone's intelligence and level of knowledge, proceeds to write a summary of everything wrong with the forum>

<Leaves phone number at the end hoping a girl will think his intelligence is attractive>

[Duthomhas]

<hi. I am a girl programmer that has been lurking. My friends and I have been laughing at you lot. JSYK, we wrote your number in gay bathroom stalls in NYC.>

[deleted account xyzzy]

<girl programmers have cooties!>

[mycuser]

<something about spoonlicking>

[keskiverto]

<compleate collection of metal, plastic, and wooden spoons>

[Grime]

<children should not be vaccinated and the earth is flat>

[deleted account xyzzy]

<Reality is just a dream of a drunken sailor>

[zapshe]

<Cries and has knife to cut wrists but waits for people to watch and try to stop him first>

[Grime]

<doesn't stop him to see whether he would actually do it>