C++ Jokes (new)

[Scratch11Cat]

Please post your jokes about C++ here!

[Scratch11Cat]

#include <cstdio>
void tellStory(){
printf("Once there was a very famous building. \n");
printf("An actor was living in it. \nHe was telling stories.\n");
printf("The story was like this: \n\b"); tellStory();
}
int main(){
tellStory();
}

[Scratch11Cat]

No matter which one you input, the result will still be 1.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(){
bool to_be;
int question;
cin >> to_be;
question=( to_be ) || (! to_be );
// To be OR NOT To be, that is a question.
cout << question;
}

[JasperTheFriendly]

The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, "Good god, man! Have you no class?"

[RUNNER PRO AGARIO]

From http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/52821/#msg286245:

Cherapy wrote:

C++, where your pointers dangle and friends get to play with your private members.

[zaphraud]

...so I said to the bartender "Make it a double".

[icy1]

zaphraud walks into a bar and asks for 1.014 root beers.
The bartender says, “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”.

^insert before

[zaphraud]

nice! ^5

[zapshe]

C++ knocks on Java's door. After waiting a few minutes, C++ leaves and comes back the next day where Java opens the door as soon as C++ appears. C++, impressed, asks, "How did you know I was here?" Java replies,"Didn't you just knock?"

[RUNNER PRO AGARIO]

Haha! Isn't ^ a variation of the more common:

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
*very long pause*
"Java"

[zapshe]

Yea, it is! I wanted to make that joke a bit more sophisticated.

[Juma2018]

Hi everyone...
There is one joke I basically found on Amazone and after joyfully reading all the other Threads cannot wait to Share :)

(I hope this works - it is on a T-Shirt afterall...)

http://a.co/eTQ8Mne

Edit: sorry, it‘s just the Link to the Shirt... I am not too used to type forum-texts and pic-inclusion did not work out for me... today... :(

[uplime]

Knock Knock
Race Condition
Who's there?

[mbozzi]

https://www.google.com/search?q=recursion

I like @ntchambers's post.

[sara kazmi]

All PJ`s.....xD

[onekrs]

Knock Knock strange joke.

[E0p9LyTq]

Programmer (noun)

A machine that turns coffee into code.

[E0p9LyTq]

Algorithm (noun)

Words used by a programmer when....

they don't want to explain what they did.

[E0p9LyTq]

Q: What is the Object-oriented way to become wealthy?

A: Inheritance.

[E0p9LyTq]

Chuck Norris writes code....

that optimizes itself.