lazy article

Lol, ok :P I'll do it tonight; then finish my disk program.

Oct 22, 2009 at 6:47pm

demosthenes2k8 (174)

If you're using Python 3.1, try entering import antigravity

And I agree, python's fun.

Oct 22, 2009 at 6:55pm

Then I'll be able to fly!

Oct 22, 2009 at 8:14pm

If you're using Python 3.1, try entering import antigravity

That was awesome!! How do i get down?

Oct 22, 2009 at 8:48pm

Try "from gravity import x" where x is the gravity you want, in N(ewtons)/KG (e.g. on earth, it is ~9.81N/KG).

Don't use more than 1000 as x or all of your bones will be crushed. It is better to do it iteratively, e.g.

n = 0
while n < 9.81:
    from gravity import n
    n += 1

that way you will move down slowly; assuming, that is, that you want to live. Otherwise you can use whatever you want.

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:03pm

IDK. Living is nice but bone crushin sounds kool.

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n=2000
from gravity import n
print "AHHhh..... crunch"

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:03pm

True, bone crushing is fun...

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:04pm

As long as you carry the interpreter there with you, you should be able to:

gravity.newtons = 0

if you need some time to think. This is, of course, if you've imported the gravity object from the module.

Last edited on Oct 22, 2009 at 9:07pm

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:08pm

What if you

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import guy_over_there
from libkill import kill
kill.guy_over_there(method = method.join(import gravity, gravity.max()))

?
Then you don't die, instead, that guy over there does.

Oooh, 1001^st post. Missed 1000th :(

Last edited on Oct 22, 2009 at 9:09pm

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:11pm

Oooh, 1001st post. Missed 1000th :(

Was it not:

True, bone crushing is fun...

It sounds like a great out-of-context moment.

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:16pm

Yeah. That is a pretty good 1000th post "bone crushing is fun". If anyone read that and not the rest of the thread...

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:23pm

You are right Chris. You're such a smart kid.

For this next program I will need a volunteer from the audience.

Last edited on Oct 22, 2009 at 9:24pm

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:25pm

You are right Chris. You're such a smart kid.

Bawwwww :)

I volunteer.

FGS I keep on putting [code] instead of [quote]!
And what's up with the lack of [small] tags?

Last edited on Oct 22, 2009 at 9:26pm

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:29pm

import Chrisname
chris_clone = Chrisname
from libkill import kill
kill.chris_clone(method = method.join(import gravity, gravity.max()))

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:33pm

Hey! That's murder!

import phone

import police

while not police.have_arrived():
    chris_clone.scream() and chris_clone.bleed()
    Chrisname.real_chris.phone.dial(phone.local_area.police_num())

You's goin' to jail, boy!

Anyway,

import libteleport

def teleport(person, destination):
    libteleport.teleport(person, destination)

teleport(self, bed)

Bye :)

Last edited on Oct 22, 2009 at 9:35pm

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:42pm

print "Bye."

Oct 22, 2009 at 9:52pm

You are now aware that this is my 11th post.

Oct 22, 2009 at 10:00pm

Amazingly, we joined about the same time, but you have 900+ more posts than I do.

Oct 22, 2009 at 10:05pm

1011 -> decimal == 11.
but yes, that's because I spam :0

Oct 22, 2009 at 10:12pm