Nov 21, 2014 at 12:00am UTC
Dad left; a flag came back.
Nov 21, 2014 at 12:13am UTC
My Job does not pay enough.
Nov 21, 2014 at 12:26am UTC
For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
(Usually attributed to Hemingway but Wikipedia claims the link is unsubstantiated.)
Nov 21, 2014 at 12:28am UTC
Farwell doctor, thank you for trying.
Nov 21, 2014 at 12:39am UTC
You were supposed to raise me.
-Albatross
Nov 21, 2014 at 12:48am UTC
That brown dog is not real.
Nov 21, 2014 at 1:33am UTC
Ragtag adventurers, fight evil, save world.
Nov 21, 2014 at 2:41am UTC
Meet girl; lose girl; get girl.
(traditional storyline of most modern movies)
Nov 21, 2014 at 4:45am UTC
If only humans were like centipedes...
Last edited on Nov 21, 2014 at 4:45am UTC
Nov 21, 2014 at 5:20am UTC
Futuristic, logical space man dies. Khaaaaan!!!
EDIT: This is fun. I feel like the guy that has to summarize shows and stuff for the in-menu guide on satellite/cable TV.
Kid travels to 50s. Reunites parents.
Childhood friends grow up, kill clown.
Rat teaches turtles to fight ninjas.
Hockey player plays golf for grandmother.
Boy bitten by spider fights villains.
EDIT 2: Also, can anyone guess what these are? I'm curious as to how well I'm describing them.
Cowboy collects supernatural orbs, hunts killer. (Bonus points if anyone can guess this one)
Gun hater invents with household items.
Alien travels space, time. Saves humanity.
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Nov 21, 2014 at 5:34am UTC
One man enters, two men leave.
Nov 21, 2014 at 5:44am UTC
I'm so meta, even this acronym.
http://xkcd.com/917/
EDIT @Disch:
EDIT2: Star Trek 2
Back to the Future
???
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
???
Spiderman
Dragonball Evolution (:D)
MacGyver
Doctor Who
-Albatross
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Nov 21, 2014 at 5:55am UTC
@Rabbitologist: You missed the first one -- but that one is hopefully pretty obvious so it's all good ;P.
You're right on all of them except for Dragonball Evolution. Goku is not a cowboy -- but otherwise that is a great guess!
That one is really obscure. I doubt anyone will get it.
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Nov 21, 2014 at 6:17am UTC
lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat...
tasukete. itai. yamete. kimochi. motto. iku
.ua .iicai .a'onai .uucu'i .a'i .o'a
Nov 21, 2014 at 7:22am UTC
As for the two of Disch's that TheRabbitologist didn't get, I'm thinking "It" and "Happy Gilmore" for the first two... No idea about the last.
ne555 wrote:tasukete. itai. yamete. kimochi. motto. iku
Sounds, um...nevermind.
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Nov 21, 2014 at 7:42am UTC
all i got is help,ouch,stop, more, to go
lol now i know what kimochi means
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Nov 21, 2014 at 7:46am UTC
learnt haskelll. cant type proper'ly anymoore
Nov 21, 2014 at 8:32am UTC
I can tell you a story in only 6 letters.
a story.