An electron is driving down the motorway when a police officer pulls him over. "Did you know you were doing 90mph?" the police officer exclaims.
"Great." replies the electron. "I'm lost now."
An electron is driving down the motorway when a police officer pulls him over. "Did you know you were doing 90mph?" the police officer exclaims.
"Great." replies the electron. "I'm lost now."
Literally LOL !!!
So , this actually comes from The Big Bang Theory ( the show ) (at-least that's where I heard it first),
"There’s this farmer, and he has these chickens, but they won't lay any eggs. So, he calls a physicist to help. The physicist then does some calculations, and he says, um, I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum."
I would tell you a udp joke, but you might not get it
Okay no problem ,
"Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use threads' - and then two they hav erpoblesms.
Knock knock.
Race condition.
Who's there?
A programmer is told to "go to hell", he finds the worst part of that statement is the "go to"
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them
I don't think it's accurate and it's definitely morose, but I've always liked telling people that a necktie is topographically indistinguishable from a leash or a noose.