Number Base Jokes
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May 22, 2014 at 9:20am
How many different number base jokes can you think of?
I got 2 of these from Numberphile but really like them XD
I'm just feeling silly and want to know if anyone knows any others?
I got 2 of these from Numberphile but really like them XD
| Their are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't |
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| Their are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3 |
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| Their are 10 types of people in the world Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest |
I'm just feeling silly and want to know if anyone knows any others?
May 22, 2014 at 9:51am
One that I read somewhere I while ago that I found quite funny was this:
Why can't programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 == Oct 31. |
May 22, 2014 at 3:41pm
I have one:
I put the punchline in bold for emphasis.
| 8 bytes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I do for you?" The bytes reply, "Make us a double." |
I put the punchline in bold for emphasis.
May 23, 2014 at 12:46pm
This is a number base joke in that it's a number joke and it's in base ten... You also get ten points if you get it.
Two numbers are talking in a bar when one of them suddenly becomes distracted. "What are you looking at?" Inquires the other number. "Sorry." The first number says. "It's just those two by the bar are 173 and 179".
Two numbers are talking in a bar when one of them suddenly becomes distracted. "What are you looking at?" Inquires the other number. "Sorry." The first number says. "It's just those two by the bar are 173 and 179".
May 23, 2014 at 1:41pm
@Mats I think I get it. It is supposed to be something to do with a box and whisker plot, right? I have a feeling I am WAY off.
I remember hearing another one:
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
I remember hearing another one:
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
May 23, 2014 at 2:26pm
ResidentBiscuit the one about 173 and 179 was likely referring to (tinyurl'd because it's spoilers otherwise) http://tinyurl.com/3bsfap
May 29, 2014 at 1:10pm
This one goes way back to my elementary school years.
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7 8 9."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7 8 9."
May 29, 2014 at 2:35pm
@Manga I haven't heard that one in years!
Here is one:
How does a mathematician make a tree fall? He squares it and loses the root.
Here is one:
How does a mathematician make a tree fall? He squares it and loses the root.
May 29, 2014 at 3:02pmclosed account (z05DSL3A)
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
May 29, 2014 at 3:22pm
@Canis lupus, heh I just recently heard this one for the first time.
May 30, 2014 at 3:05am
@Canis lupus
Nice!
I don't know how this counts... it's more of a number pun, but I like it anyway.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first orders an H2O. The second orders an H2O too.
The second doesn't survive.
Nice!
I don't know how this counts... it's more of a number pun, but I like it anyway.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first orders an H2O. The second orders an H2O too.
The second doesn't survive.
May 30, 2014 at 3:28am
Get a calculator and if you aren't confused by this then you probably have heard this one before. There was this guy named mr 6 and he was with this girl who had 9 boobs and he thought that was 222 many boobs, so he went to 51 street and saw mr times (*) and he 8 all her boobs which left her (hit the equals button).
789 ;)
789 ;)
May 30, 2014 at 6:26am| Drrockso wrote: |
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| Get a calculator and if you aren't confused by this then you probably have heard this one before. There was this guy named mr 6 and he was with this girl who had 9 boobs and he thought that was 222 many boobs, so he went to 51 street and saw mr times (*) and he 8 all her boobs which left her (hit the equals button). 789 ;) |
May 30, 2014 at 5:41pm
Each of his statements is supposed to equate to some kind of mathematical operation (+,-,*,/), though his post does not make it at all clear which statement is supposed to be which operation.
Ultimately you're just inputting a bunch of numbers into a calculator, finally arriving at, I can only guess 55378008... which, when you hold the calculator upside-down, spells "boobless"
Ultimately you're just inputting a bunch of numbers into a calculator, finally arriving at, I can only guess 55378008... which, when you hold the calculator upside-down, spells "boobless"
May 30, 2014 at 7:44pm
You got it Disch. Sorry if I was unclear. You are suppose to enter 6922251 and multiply it by 8 and then hold the calculator upside down to see the punch line. Had to share that gold nugget.
May 30, 2014 at 8:11pm
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
He had to work it out with a pencil
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